I started this little site about 2 years ago. There hasn’t been a proper update in about a year, so this one is long overdue… This will be the final post on StuffDJsHate. Thanks to everyone who ever read a single word I wrote. Or giggled at one of these silly little drawings. Continue reading ‘the final post… thanks everyone!’
25
Jul
12
the final post… thanks everyone!
16
Nov
11
your stupid f’ing phone
As noted in a previous post, phones today hold a ton of music.
This is creating a new trend – one that I can’t fucking stand.
You come up to the booth and just shove your phone/ipod/walkman in my face.
You don’t say anything, you just expect me to play the song on your phone. Continue reading ‘your stupid f’ing phone’
01
Nov
11
what songs do you have?
This would have been a stupid question back in the days of carrying crates
Now, it’s just ridiculous
I have a 500 GB hard drive on my laptop and an external drive with another 500 gigs
Shit, I have a thousand songs on my phone!
Continue reading ‘what songs do you have?’
22
Oct
11
sending girls to make requests
Sometimes when I’m playing Top 40 stuff for the crowd, a guy will come up and request some gangsta rap or heavy metal (yes, people actually request metal).
About 2 minutes after I politely decline his request, a young lass will come up and make the identical request, maybe with a flash of cleavage and a wink. Continue reading ‘sending girls to make requests’
About 2 minutes after I politely decline his request, a young lass will come up and make the identical request, maybe with a flash of cleavage and a wink. Continue reading ‘sending girls to make requests’
15
Oct
11
“I’m about to leave”
This one always cracks me up.
And it’s always a girl who says it.
“Can you play my request now? We are about to leave.” Continue reading ‘“I’m about to leave”’