“play MY song”

Let’s start this post with a few scientifically proven facts.
FACT – The average girl has 374 “most favorite song ever” songs between the ages of 16 and 25.
FACT – In a typical bar, 72% of these girls currently have the same exact “my song”.
FACT – Whatever song is currently your “jam” will only be your “jam” for another 24.6 days.
Ok.  Enough science.          (Thanks to the Department of Made Up Numbers for those stats)
Basically, telling a DJ to play a song because it is “your song” is really, really annoying.
First of all, I don’t care what is currently “your song.”  
No, wait.  That’s kinda mean.  What I meant was…
If I play a song that happens to be “your song,” then I definitely did it on purpose.
And it IS really important that you hear “your song” because it will always be “your song.”
I’m positive you won’t have a new favorite song in three weeks.
And now that I have played “your song” I am sure you are certain to have a fantastic time tonight
You will keep dancing and having fun all night, and definitely won’t need to hear “your song” again.
Nope.  You definitely won’t be asking for me to play “your song” again in 15 minutes.
I realize that you only got to hear “your song” on your ipod 20 times today.
So, yes, I will definitely play this song that you are currently claiming to own. 
Oh, and by the way, Justin Beiber is definitely talking about you when he sings “Baby”.

3 Responses to ““play MY song””

  1. 1 somebody
    September 28, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    Although this is true its not just girls that are like that it can pertain to many guys. Also why do radio stations play the same songs over and over. Ppl may say they wanna hear it but then end up getting tired cuz they wore the song out

    • 2 Wingman
      October 10, 2011 at 7:09 AM

      Girls act ridiculously more entitled about making requests, even when they’re in a huge crowd of gay men and nobody cares about their plastic body parts.

  2. December 14, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    The only person that could say “play my song” and get away with it with me is Prince walking up and requesting a Prince song

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