what songs do you have?

Nov

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This would have been a stupid question back in the days of carrying crates

Now, it’s just ridiculous

I have a 500 GB hard drive on my laptop and an external drive with another 500 gigs

Shit, I have a thousand songs on my phone!

Would you like me to start reading off all my songs in alphabetical order? By artist or title?

Or maybe I should just print out a list. It’ll be about 1300 pages and weight 19 pounds though.

Damn. Do you also go into the supermarket and ask “What do you have to eat?”

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